You'd think being vegetarian would limit the risk of eating really disgusting foods (e.g. haggis.. not that I can judge, maybe it's delicious). But no, don't worry I have still managed to digest several revolting items on my travels and so have decided to start a list.
#1 Coleslaw and cheese sandwich, containing at least a kilo of what looked like very very mature grated bright orange cheddar. I don’t think I can ever eat cheese again. At least not in a sandwich with coleslaw.
#2 Macaroni cheese pie. (Okay, so I did eat cheese again). This wasn’t that gross but seriously. It’s macaroni cheese. In a pie. And apparently in Scotland it’s just your common everyday frozen reheatable snack.
#3 Vomit pie. I am yet to find out what this is actually called, but it was like a big lump of fake cream in a pastry case, coated in caramel icing. And I ate it directly after the slaw cheese sandwich. Ew.
I’ll just randomly slot more in as they arise. Or not. I don't think anyone reads this anyway especially after my post about how fail I am at blog.
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Maybe try being more abusive, radical, melodramatic and so on - that might draw out more responses from your avid fans (and the not so avid fans).
I like responding! I have had a "stake" of some meat or other with whipped cream and sweet cherry sauce. That was really w3rd. So far though most of the random shit I have eaten has been pretty nice! Maybe the British just fail at cooking.
Jono - you are so wise! You should be an editor or a publisher ;).
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